{"id":46005,"date":"2021-12-09T20:19:25","date_gmt":"2021-12-09T20:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/?p=46005"},"modified":"2021-12-09T20:23:07","modified_gmt":"2021-12-09T20:23:07","slug":"baby-its-cold-outside-go-get-yourself-a-christmas-jumper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/baby-its-cold-outside-go-get-yourself-a-christmas-jumper\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby it&#8217;s cold outside, go get yourself an ugly Christmas jumper"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>5 amazingly ugly Christmas jumpers that will both keep you warm and make you shine like the star you are<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fairy lights, hot chocolate and merry jingles have accompanied us for the past couple of weeks and as Bing Crosby would say, it\u2019s beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go.<br>Now that the doors of the best season of the year have finally opened, Christmas dinners with friends, office parties and family gatherings are just around the corner. Here\u2019s five extraordinarily ugly Christmassy jumpers ready to wear for any of those occasions that would make both Mariah Carey and Michael Bubl\u00e9 proud.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>SANTA\u2019S LITTLE HELPERS<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-amazon wp-block-embed-amazon\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"ALISISTER Unisex Xmas Jumper Funny Cat Elf Pattern Christmas Pullover Sweatshirt Sweater Autumn Winter Round Neck Xmas Gift Clothing Outwear Top L\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen style=\"max-width:100%\" src=\"https:\/\/read.amazon.co.uk\/kp\/card?preview=inline&#038;linkCode=kpd&#038;ref_=k4w_oembed_66i54PABfakiqw&#038;asin=B07X64FSSY&#038;tag=kpembed-20\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What\u2019s better than kittens? Kittens in a Santa hat. A lot of them. Printed on a jumper.&nbsp;<br>Be ready to melt even the Grinch-y-est people\u2019s hearts this time \u2018round and get yourself the purr-fect ugly Christmas jumper <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B07X64FSSY?pd_rd_i=B07X64FSSY&amp;pd_rd_w=wGZYV&amp;pf_rd_p=38ac87d3-6443-4c7b-8193-5dd01b7235aa&amp;pd_rd_wg=10vuN&amp;pf_rd_r=QAVSFTAWEEVJMHDWWVWR&amp;pd_rd_r=0dc3c37c-8c0c-4194-8fd7-ac6478a68069\">HERE&nbsp;<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. <strong>A JUMP IN THE 70S<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.asos.com\/asos-design\/asos-design-oversized-hoodie-in-white-with-christmas-dog-print\/prd\/201601735?clr=white&amp;colourWayId=201601738&amp;SearchQuery=christmas+jumper\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.01.45.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46013\" width=\"500\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.01.45.png 784w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.01.45-281x300.png 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Picture by ASOS <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>If stealing from your grandma\u2019s closet is your go-to, this jumper is surely for <em>you<\/em>. With its pre-loved vibes, it\u2019ll for sure crown you the queen \u2013 or king, of 2021\u2019s vintage reclaimed trend this Christmas. Go get yours on <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.asos.com\/asos-design\/asos-design-oversized-hoodie-in-white-with-christmas-dog-print\/prd\/201601735?clr=white&amp;colourWayId=201601738&amp;SearchQuery=christmas+jumper\">ASOS<\/a> <\/strong>right now!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. <strong>BIRTHDAY BOY<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.13.48.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46014\" width=\"493\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.13.48.png 846w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.13.48-300x297.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.13.48-768x761.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><figcaption>Picture by CanFish<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Just slightly crossing the fine line between <em>hilarious<\/em> and <em>blaspheme<\/em>, this jumper will for sure make you remarkable to everyone invited to your Christmas party. So, whether you\u2019re a fan of Jesus or not, you lowkey celebrate his alleged birthday every year. Why not bringing it to the next level? <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.airf1shop.com\/p\/?iid=154373406&amp;pr=38.99\">BUY ME HERE<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. <strong>LIGHTS UP<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-amazon wp-block-embed-amazon\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"U LOOK UGLY TODAY Unisex Men&#039;s Ugly Christmas Jumper Funny, LED Fairisle Xmas Sweater Top - Rudy Lit Up\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen style=\"max-width:100%\" src=\"https:\/\/read.amazon.co.uk\/kp\/card?preview=inline&#038;linkCode=kpd&#038;ref_=k4w_oembed_boXWb303RvbFcz&#038;asin=B08FSV6NY8&#038;tag=kpembed-20\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Fairy lights are arguably the most Christmassy decorations ever. They can trick your brain into a full-on Christmas spirit even in August. So why not on a jumper?&nbsp;<br>Light up \u2013 <em>quite literally<\/em> \u2013 the spirits of your family and friends this year and go grab yourself a self-lightning ugly (but is it really?) jumper <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/LOOK-UGLY-TODAY-Christmas-Fairisle\/dp\/B08FSV6NY8\/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=lit+up+Christmas+sweater&amp;qid=1639077981&amp;s=clothing&amp;sr=1-1\">HERE<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. <strong>PERSONALISED&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/listing\/1102624916\/personalised-custom-fun-black-unisex?click_key=00edaa353f0c717c8391cc33610dde86972e0bb5%3A1102624916&amp;click_sum=00c29368&amp;ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_search_query=personalised+christmas+sweater&amp;ref=sr_gallery-1-2&amp;organic_search_click=1&amp;frs=1&amp;pop=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.30.11.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46015\" width=\"492\" height=\"492\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.30.11.png 960w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.30.11-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.30.11-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.30.11-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Picture by @CoolWowYeah on Etsy.com<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>You\u2019re all about self-love? You\u2019re absolutely obsessed with your dog? Did you get into a fight with your special someone and have some making up to do? You want a raise but your boss despises you?&nbsp;<br>Don\u2019t worry, because this year the perfect Christmas jumper is going to come to the rescue and speak for you. No matter the occasion, you can personalise this marvellous piece of clothing as best as you wish. Is it actually going to be ugly? Well, <em>that\u2019s up to YOU!&nbsp;<\/em><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/listing\/1102624916\/personalised-custom-fun-black-unisex?click_key=00edaa353f0c717c8391cc33610dde86972e0bb5%3A1102624916&amp;click_sum=00c29368&amp;ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_search_query=personalised+christmas+sweater&amp;ref=sr_gallery-1-2&amp;organic_search_click=1&amp;frs=1&amp;pop=1\">Here\u2019s the shop<\/a>, thank me later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color\"><strong>BONUS: FEMINISTA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thespark.company\/products\/sleigh-the-patriarchy-feminist-christmas-jumper?currency=GBP&amp;variant=31176646262818&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_source=google&amp;utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&amp;gclid=CjwKCAiA78aNBhAlEiwA7B76p8eK9JweTc6FmZIyq5MZ4GYeBGULSIjmvSULj8cEdq5MZVDTNqLHORoC__MQAvD_BwE\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.38.49-1024x1020.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46018\" width=\"542\" height=\"539\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.38.49-1024x1020.png 1024w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.38.49-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.38.49-768x765.png 768w, https:\/\/blog.westminster.ac.uk\/thevoiceoflondon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/64\/2021\/12\/Screenshot-2021-12-09-at-19.38.49.png 1132w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Picture by The Spark Company<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s 2021 and if you\u2019re not a feminist, do you even deserve to win the best dressed Christmas award?&nbsp;<br>If equal rights are your cup of tea this ugly but incredible Christmas sweater is the one for you-oh-oh baby!!!<br>Be ready to sleigh with your outfit and the patriarchy all at once with <a href=\"https:\/\/thespark.company\/products\/sleigh-the-patriarchy-feminist-christmas-jumper?currency=GBP&amp;variant=31176646262818&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_source=google&amp;utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&amp;gclid=CjwKCAiA78aNBhAlEiwA7B76p8eK9JweTc6FmZIyq5MZ4GYeBGULSIjmvSULj8cEdq5MZVDTNqLHORoC__MQAvD_BwE\">THE SPARK COMPANY<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>If you liked this article why not check out: <\/em><\/strong><br><a href=\"https:\/\/thevoiceoflondon.co.uk\/london-2021-christmas-season-limited-event-guide\/\">London 2021 Christmas Season Limited Event Guide<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/thevoiceoflondon.co.uk\/and-just-like-that-samantha-jones-is-a-londoner-too\/\">And just like that Samantha Jones is a Londoner too<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Words: <\/strong>Rachele Petrocchi <strong>| Subediting:<\/strong> Nina Marangon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 amazingly ugly Christmas jumpers that will both keep you warm and make you shine like the star you are! 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